This may be the coolest story ever told in a song. Dude is bored with his wife, so he answers an adult ad in a newspaper to find someone to “play with.” Turns out, the ad was written by his wife. Escape is from the 1979 album Partners In Crime and was a number one single on the Billboard Hot 100 Chart, the only one Rupert Holmes ever scored.. Keep an eye on Jeremy Lamb for the remainder of the…